Farsideology: Final Exam: Islamic Inheritance Laws
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Final Exam – Islamic Inheritance Laws
Instruction: This exam will consist of ten multiple choice questions. In preparation for the exam, please read the debate between and Ali Sina and Mr. Asasi on Inheritance in the debate section of the FFI. I have given you the answer to question one, but you must answer the remaining nine questions. Good luck! May the force (or God, or Allah, or Zeus, or Quaoar) be with you.
Which one of the following topics is the easiest to understand? A) USA 
Income tax code B) Einstein General Theory of Relativity C) Islamic Inheritance Laws
The answer is B) Einstein's Theory. 
The other two choices are totally incomprehensible.
Can Allah add, subtract, multiply, and divide fractions? 
A) perhaps B) maybe C) YES, Allah did take and pass a remedial mathematics course.
Could Muhammad have been able to add, subtract, multiply, and divide fractions? A) No B) No C) No 
A family is composed of a father, son, and daughter. The father dies. Do Islamic Inheritance Laws treat the son and daughter fairly? A) not likely B) probably not C) YES, but the family must have been living in the Twilight Zone at the time of the father's death. 
When will the Islamic Inheritance Laws be translated into standard English without 
Arabic terms? A) next year B) next month C) In the year 2525, If man is still alive ...
When thinking about the Islamic Inheritance Laws, do you have difficulty in sleeping? 
A) never B) another dumb question C) YES, My Pakistani husband is dying, and I'm his fourth Pakistani wife.
When reading and scrolling down through a copy & paste post by Muhammad Ali, 
how many FFI members will reach over and press the End Key? A) zero B) one C) All
According to Islamic Inheritance Laws, in some circumstances there may be "left over shares or unclaimed shares" of an estate after all the inheritors had received their shares as ordained by the Quran. According to Muhammad Ali, these "unclaimed shares" should be donated to a charity in order to spread the wealth around the community. Which one of the following deserving institutions should receive the "unclaimed shares"? A) Farside B) Farside C) Farside 
According to Islamic Inheritance Laws, in some circumstances the value of all shares of the inheritors (as promised by and mandated by the Quran) is more than (greater than 100 %) the value of the estate. The promise of the Quran demands more value for the estate. Which of the following deserving institutions should pay the inheritors the difference between the Quran requirements and the estate value? A) Menj B) Menj.org C) Menj.net 
After Muhammad died, how much inheritance did each of his twelve wives receive? A) a googolplex of wealth B) three camels C) a life with no possibility of marriage. 
Grading Scale: A freethinker or an apostate will score a perfect 10. If you miss one or more questions, you should immediately memorize the Quran backwards.
Kind Regards,
Farside 
