Farsideology: Fish Haram?

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Image:Farsideology_ani-hot.gif Al Jazeera News Bulletin -- Allah declares Fish Haram!

Allah speaks to the World! Image:Farsideology_globe.gif

Statement #1 from Allah: No one in his right mind should eat those slimy, mercury contaminated, legless animals of the sea . Henceforth, all critters in the oceans, in the lakes, or in the rivers of the world are off limits to Muslims. Any Muslim caught eating fish will suffer the nuclear fires of Hell! Image:Farsideology_demon7.gif

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Statement #2 from Allah: I, Allah, understand your pain and suffering for not being able to eat beef, chicken, pork, and now fish. As a consolation, I will permit you to eat butterflies. Those beautiful creatures of Allah are now Halal.

Enjoy! . . . . . . . . . . Image:Farsideology_bf.gif

Kind Regards, Farside Image:Farsideology_4-newpage08.gif

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