Farsideology: Flying to Kuala Lumpur - Part 3
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Part 3 -- Farside Racing Home from Kuala Lumpur
I presented five motions to the World Conference of Islamic Scholars, and they are listed below:
Motion #1 - I moved that the black pit bull dog 
become the official mascot of Islam. Result -- The motion did not pass.
Motion # 2 -- Following in the footsteps of Muhammad, I moved that the official marrying age of girls in Islam should be the age of six. Result -- This motion received a standing ovation 
from the audience, but it too failed to pass.
Motion # 3 -- I moved that compaction 
should become the official method of executing apostates. Result -- This motion received a breathtaking standing ovation 
from the delegates, and it did pass!
Motion #4 -- I moved that the official motto of Islam should be "Everyone has the right and freedom to change his religion or belief without retribution." Result -- This motion was shouted down by the delegates.
Motion # 5-- I moved that the official 
anthem of Islam should be "Imagine" by John Lennon. Result -- The audience booed this motion. A sample of its beautiful lyrics is listed below.
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
P.S. The official emblem of Islam is the Crescent Moon which can be substituted for Allah in all communications.
Kind Regards, Farside 
