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Farsideology: Lesson 2 - Dialogue on Religion
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Lesson 2 -- Teaching Islam to Children
Teacher speaking: Children! Please take your seats, connect the chain to your ankles, and read this essay, “A Dialogue On Religion.”
A Dialogue on Religion
Student’s Question: What was the World’s first great religion?
Professor’s Response: We will compare the great religions of the world to our modern day educational institutions. Because of its simple and basic belief, the worship of animals 
was the first religion and can be compared to our kindergarten grade level of understanding. In Islam such people are considered to be pagans and their elimination is required. Quran 9:5 
Student’s Question: What religion came after animal worship?
Professor’s Response: Polytheism is the worship of many gods. It can be compared to our elementary (primary) school level of understanding. In Islam a polytheist should be killed. Quran 9:5
Student’s Question: What religion came after polytheism?
Professor’s Response: Hebrew is the worship of one God and can be compared to our middle school level of understanding. In Islam such people will be turned into apes by Allah.Quran 4:46-47 
Student’s Question: The next religion?
Professor’s Response: Christianity is at the high school level of our understanding. Christians worship one God, but Islam argues that they worship three gods. In Islam Christians are bound for eternal damnation. Quran 5:72 
Student’s Question: The next religion?
Professor’s Response: Islam is at the university level of complexity. Muslims worship Allah through their daily prayers, but they also worship Muhammad by imitating him which is the highest form of worship in the known universe. Quran 33:21 Those who believe may go to Jannah. 
Student’s Question: Is there any religion after Islam?
Professor’s Response: Yes, child! There is Farsideoloy – the ultimate belief system. It is our graduate school of understanding. It explains the mysteries and wonders of the universe. source
Child, always remember the wisdom of the Farside. 
Teacher speaking: Class, write a 2000 word essay on why the Professor’s Responses to the last two questions are wrong, and then I will unlock your ankle chains and will let you go home. 
Kind Regards, Farside 
P.S. Muslims may have already heard a variation of this essay.
