Farsideology: Mad Cow

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Mad Cow Disease Sweeps the world!

Allah prohibits the eating of beef for all Muslims!

The human form of mad cow is called Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD). The human brain turns in a sponge destroying the mind's ability to think, to reason, or to control bodily motion. The first symptom of the disease is a hysterical fear of eating pork followed by the second symptom which is the victim’s uncontrollable desire to write posts condemning pork eating. The victim’s last symptom is his failure to realize that all meat products can cause disease in humans.

People have survived Trichinellosis infections, but no one has yet survived CJD. You have a much higher probability of dying from Salmonella infected chicken or E. coli infected beef than from Trichinellosis infected pork. See 1 And 2

The UK uses the following technique in controlling Mad Cow disease:

Check out these animations on Mad Cow

http://www.thejester.co.uk/flash/madcows.asp

http://viswiz.imk.fraunhofer.de/~steffi/madcow/madcow.htm

http://www.pithlog.com/flash.html

http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.swf (Warning! Extreme profanity!)

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