Farsideology: Quranic Variations

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While defragging my hard drive; I, Farside, found a textual variation of Surah 9:5. The tone and style of the verse proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that it must be authentic. The variation is listed below.

Ku Klux Klan (KKK) Version of Surah 9:5

Then, when the sacred months have passed, slay the Blacks wherever ye find them, and take them (slaves), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship of the white man and pay the poll tax, then leave their way free. Lo! the Grand Wizard is Forgiving, Merciful.