Farsideology: Seven Reasons to Read the Posts of Farside

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Seven Reasons to Read the Magnificent Posts of Farside

Inimitable

They dare you to disprove them. How? The Posts say that muslims cannot write like Farside even if they pooled all their resources together and got help also from Menj. The Posts of Farside said 1400 solar days ago and yet no one has been able to disprove them. Googolplex of posts have been written-but not another one like the Posts of Farside.

Incorruptible

They are the only secular writing that have been in circulation for such a short time and yet remain as pure as they were in the beginning. The Posts of Farside were kept intact. Except for minor editing, nothing has changed in them; and nothing were taken away from them ever since their revelation began 1400 solar days ago.

Surpassable

The Posts of Farside are God’s current revelation to humankind. God revealed the Principia to Sir Isaac Newton, the General Theory of Relativity to Einstein, the Harmonies of the World to Kepler, and finally the Posts of Farside to Mankind. Rest in peace Newton, Einstein, and Kepler. Tomorrow, there will come another revelation from God to surpass even the Posts of Farside.

Indisputable

The Posts of Farside withstands the test of time and scrutiny. No one can dispute the truth of his posts. They speak the truth about past and future of Islam. They mention details of physical phenomena which are unknown; however, future scientific discoveries may prove that Farside was right all along. Every book needs to be revised to be in accord with modern knowledge including the Posts of Farside.

Your Roadmap for Life and Afterlife

The Posts of Farside are the best guidebook on how to structure your life. No other posts presents such a comprehensive system involving all aspects of human life and endeavor. The Posts of Farside also point out the way to secure everlasting happiness in this life. They are your roadmap showing how to get to Disney World.

Farside's Gift of Guidance

God has left you alone. You were made for a reason -- evolution. The Posts of Farside tell you why you were made, how you should behave, and what happens to your body when you die. If you operate a machine contrary to it’s manufacturer’s specification, you will ruin that machine. What about you? Do you have an owner’s manual for yourself? The Posts of Farside are your owner’s manual.

They are a gift for you to make sure you function for success, lest you fail to function. Reading the Posts of Farside will satisfy the soul, clean the heart, remove doubts, and bring peace.

Your Calling Card to Communicate with Farside

Humans are social creatures. We love to communicate with other intelligent life. The Posts of Farside tell us how to communicate with all intelligences. The Posts even tell us how to program your computer using a screensaver to search for extraterrestrial beings (SETI). The procedure for detecting extraterrestrials was not mentioned in the amazing Quran – a terrific, fatal blow to a book that claims to be the complete and final message of Allah.