Farsideology: Top 10 Ways Humans hurt Allah
From WikiIslam
Top 
Ways Humans Hurt Allah
Polyandry 
. . . Allah blood pressure shoots to infinity every time a woman marries two or more males, but it drops back to normal every time a Muslin man marries two or more females. 
Idolatry 
. . . Allah throws a temper tantrum each time a human pays homage to a non-Arabic deity. 
Click here and listen to the tantrum of Allah.
Blasphemy 
. . . Allah destroys his computer every time humans blaspheme him. 
Music 
. . . Every time a Philharmonic Orchestra plays Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, Allah has an irresistible urge to sing this song over and over.
Click here and listen to the song of Allah! 
Pork 
. . . Allah develops a severe case of constipation 
every time a human eats a Sausage McMuffin sandwich at McDonalds. 
Allah experiences an uncontrollable fit of laughter
each and every time he reads MENJ’s Critical Thoughts.
Click here and listen to the laughter of Allah.
Art 
. . . Allah suffers a severe case of hemorrhoids 
every time a human paints a picture. 
Apostasy 
. . . Every time a Muslim apostatizes, Allah goes through an uncontrollable fit of rage. 
Click here and listen to the rage of Allah.
Farsideology 
. . . . Allah goes into catatonic stupor 
every time he reads a post from Farside.
CroMagnon . . . 
Allah bellows a primordial scream every time he reads a Cromagnon post or visits Cro’s website.
Click here and listen to the scream of Allah.
Kind Regards,
Farsided 
(revised and updated)
