Farsideology: Top 15 Benefits for Reciting Verses from the Quran
From WikiIslam
In Islam there are great benefits to the believer in reciting and writing the surahs from the Quran. Listed below are 15 significant earthly benefits. Source -- http://www.duas.org/suraben.doc Farside's commentary is in blue print.
15. Resurrection. 
In fact, the power of this Surah Al-Fatihah is so great that it is said that if one were to recite it 70 times over a dead body, you should not become surprised if that body starts moving (ie. comes back to life). [Resurrection in Islam???? Shades of Christianity!]
14. Squeezing in the Grave. Image:Farsideology grim.gif
In 'tafseer al-burhan'; it is written that Imam Ali (a.s.) has said that whoever recites Surah The Women on every Friday, he will remain safe from the squeezing in the grave. [Does anyone in the FFI forum knows what "squeezing in the grave" means?]
13. Islamic Crime Prevention and Wild Animal Control Techniques. 
Writing Surah The Elevated Places with rose water and saffron and keeping the writing at all times ensures safety from enemies and wild animals.
12. Home & Fire Insurance. Image:Farsideology bloody.gif
It is narrated that keeping Surah The Repentance over one's head (like in a cap) is a safety from thieves and destruction of property by fire.[I now understand why insurance is not popular in Islamic countries. Why spend money on insurance premiums when you only need to keep Surah The Repentance in your cap?]
11. Shop Lifting Insurance. 
The Surah Yunus can be used as a means of identifying thieves from among your workers. This is done by either writing the surah and under it writing the names of all the people in the house or workplace who could be suspected of stealing and then keeping this writing in the house. It will, after some time, become manifest who the thief is. [no more hidden cameras]
10. Superman Syndrome 
Imam Ja'far as-Sadiq (a.s.) has said that writing the Surah Hudon on a sheepskin and keeping it in one’s possession at all times makes one so courageous and bold that nobody can defeat him in combat. [The Iraqi soldiers did not follow the Imam's advice.]
9. Democracy in Action 
If the Surah Ra'd is written at night, after the time for Isha prayers, under a candlelight, and then hung outside the door of a tyrant ruler’s palace, then the ruler will perish and so will his control over the people. His army and his supporters will betray him and nobody will listen to him. [ Why are there still so many tyrants in Islamic countries?]
8. Advice for the Lactose Intolerant members of FFI 
In the commentary of Burhan, it is mentioned that writing the Surah Ibrahim on a white parchment and then making a child wear it as a talisman keeps the child safe from ailments and makes it easy for him to drink and digest milk. [Advice from Farside -- don't drink milk!]
7. Advice to the Lovelorn of FFI 
If a girl is not getting married and she wishes to get married, she should take ghusl (bath) with water in which the surah Taha has been dissolved and by the will of Allah (s.w.t.) she will get married.
6. The Cure for Alcoholism 
If Surah The Believers is written (at night) and put on the neck of a drunkard, he will start hating intoxicating drinks and will stop this bad habit.
5. Wet Dreams advice for the younger males of FFI 
The sixth Imam (a.s.) said that keeping Surah The Light in one's bed prevents wet dreams.
4. No Poverty & the Evil Eye 
Reciting Surah al-Humazah in compulsory prayers keeps a person safe from poverty. Keeping this surah in a talisman around one's neck acts as a protection from the ‘evil eye’. [Why is poverty so prevalent in Islamic countries? Their poverty is getting worse year by year!]
3. Ultraman Agul's most cherished Surah Image:Farsideology twak.gif
Keeping Surah Al-Jinn in one's possession ensures safety from the Jinn, victory in debate or confrontation, and safety of possession and wealth.
2. Ultraman Agul's second most cherished Surah
For reciting Surah Nuh, he will get three places in Jannah instead of one and he will be given 200 houries.
1.The Cure for Cancer & Everything! 
Recitation of Surah The Hypocrites over a wound will heal it and over any ache will cure the ache. In fact, it is a cure for all diseases and ailments. [It's time to close the medical schools.]
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