Farsideology: Top Ten Phobias of Muhammad and more
From WikiIslam
Ali Sina has already described the narcissistic mental illness of Muhammad, but the seal of the prophets had a few more psychological peccadillos. A phobia is an imaginary fear.
Top Ten Phobias of Muhammad
10. Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty. Every time Mohammad prayed (or did anything) he would clean himself. When you die, Allah will judge you on how well you wash yourself before prayers, and for failure to wash properly you may be doomed to spend eternity in hell. Allah has his priorities. [1]
9. Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left, left-handed. Why do think that he used his left hand in cleaning himself after defecation ? (I do not use profanity.)
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8. Hadephobia - Fear of hell. He put the fear of hell into his followers. All future Muslims have this chronic affliction. The World Health Organization should develop a vaccine to prevent hadephobia from spreading around the world. [3]
7. Melophobia - Fear or hatred of music. Muhammad could not sing, but he was a world-class chanter. Arabia is not famous for its music, musicians, singers, choirs, bands, vocalists, minstrels, troubadours, sopranos, tenors, composers, instrumentalists, bass, contraltos, pianos, violinists, trumpeters, etc.
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6. Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single. Nine, eleven or more wives will cure this phobia. However, today, this cure will get you five to ten years in prison. [5]
5. Cynophobia- Fear of dogs. If you lived in a tent with floors of sand, would you want a pet dog living with you and messing up your home? Kill all the dogs, especially the black ones!
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4. Potophobia- Fear of alcohol. He never had a good glass of wine. Arabia is not noted for its wineries. However, if Muhammad had conquered France, wine would had become a sacred and holy beverage.
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3. Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed. Humor was beyond Muhammad's intellectual ability to understand. He could not take a good joke. Read the story about the death of Asma Bint Marwan. [8]
2. Maniaphobia - Fear of insanity. This fear of Muhammad was his only real one. There is nothing more I can say. [9]
1. Swinophobia - Fear of Pork. This fear has been passed on to future generations of Muslims. In the southern states of USA, there is a grocery store chain called the Piggly Wiggly with a face of big, fat pig as its corporate trademark. The remedy for this malady is simply to shop at a Piggly Wiggly for a month or two; and the fear of pork, ham, and bacon will slowly disappear. I wonder if I could open a Piggly Wiggly store in Saudi Arabia? Probably not. :(
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Top Ten Phobias that Muhammad did NOT have
10. Kleptophobia - Fear of stealing. Muhammad enjoyed raiding the caravans. This could be the subject of a terrific Hollywood movie! Who do you think should play Muhammad and would not be afraid of being assassinated? I bet boss from London could play the part. [11]
9. Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape. He did the raping. Read the story about Safiyah. [12]
8. Gamophobia - Fear of marriage. The final prophet Muhammad had nine, eleven or more wives. Only God or Allah knows the exact number. It is amazing that the final prophet Muhammad did not reveal the exact number to the final prophet Joseph Smith of the Mormons. I had assumed that the two final prophets would be in spiritual communication with each other because they both had many wives. I had a dream, an epiphany, last night of becoming the third final prophet. The announcement was made jointly by the Angels Gabriel and Moroni; however, the dream turned into a nightmare. Nevertheless, the Final Prophet Farside does have an appealing ring to it. Maybe, I should change my FFI name to ... :twisted: (Farside is now suffering from Maniaphobia. )
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7. Parthenophobia - Fear of virgins or young girls. He married Ayesha when she wasonly 6 years old. I know that Muhammad was a pedophile, but we all can't be perfect.
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6. Genophobia - Fear of sex. Believe it or not, he satisfied all his wives every night! Muhammad holds the Guinness World Record for best sexual performance in one night!
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5. Plutophobia - Fear of wealth. Muhammad got 20 percent of the war booty while the orphans and the needy got 0 percent.
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4. Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners. Who do you think helped him compose the Quran? [17]
3. Judeophobia - Fear of Jews. At the time of his death he gave orders to kill the Jews and to clean Arabia of Jews and Christians.
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2. Tyrannophobia - Fear of tyrants. He was one. The Shahada gave Muhammad absolute power. The Shahada made Muhammad into a god; that is, a minor arabic deity (mad) and made Allah, a Major Arabic Deity (MAD). One can now refer to Muhammad and Allah as small mad and BIG MAD, respectively.
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1. Toxiphobia - Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned. This should have been one of his phobias. Muhammad's right hand should had never possessed a Jewish concubine. [20]
Kind Regards, Farside 
