Farsideology: Vision
From WikiIslam
A Vision from the Farside 
While driving 
to the mountains last summer and mulling over a post written by Menj, I came upon a highway tunnel. Just before entering the cave-like structure, a bolt 
of lightening hit next to my car. Suddenly, the angel Gabriel 
appeared and enveloped my right arm in a tight squeeze and commanded me in the name of God to write. 
Terrified, I insisted that I could not write anything even though I do have some education. Gabriel squeezed my arm tighter and tighter until the word of God 
spilled from my hand in English. Over the next few months, I received many divine revelations from Gabriel and dutifully wrote the revelations on the Faith Freedom International forum so that the people of the world would receive the true knowledge of the Farside.
Before disappearing for eternity, Gabriel said in a thundering voice,
"You will become the Prophet Farside 
and The King of the Trolls."
The prophecy came true.
Kind Regards, Farside 
